The Last Horoscope You'll Ever Need

And unlike any other horoscope - in any newspaper, given by any psychic, tarot card reader, etc. - this one is 100% accurate.

Aries - You're gonna die
Taurus - You're gonna die
Gemini - You're gonna die
Cancer - You're gonna die
Leo - You're gonna die
Virgo - You're gonna die
Libra - You're gonna die
Scorpio - You're gonna die
Sagitarius - You're gonna die
Capricorn - You're gonna die
Aquarius - You're gonna die
Pisces - You're gonna die

You're welcome.