Golf - Seriously, Let's Make It Better or Get Rid of It

My eleven suggestions to make golf more interesting.

1. Golfers after hitting a ball must run as fast as they can to where it lands, immediately hitting it again. Time to get through 18 holes will be factored into the score.
2. Rival golfers encouraged to chant, "Hey, batta, batta... scha-wing, batta, batta!"
3. Number of strokes to complete a hole = number of shots you do
4. Body-checking allowed
5. One club, that's it.
6. Go over par, lose a finger.
7. Sand trap promises but doesn't deliver on implied danger. Bee farm "hives" filled with bees will be placed in them
8. Order of players determined by pre-game Caddyshack trivia
9. Miss an easy putt, 10 lashes by leather-clad dominatrix
10. Screw the masters jacket, trophies, and giant checks... give out WWE-style golf champion belts
11. Golf cheerleaders consisting of Tiger Woods' mistresses.